MONKEYS in the world UNITE :)

ROAR.

hai only one thing's been penetrating my mind on a very regular basis recently. AND IT'S DISGUSTINGLY HAUNTING ME.

but i shant be blogging it here cos pple will just either be rolling their eyes at me, or despising me. pfft.

mich, vera and i were discussing the best way of committing suicide after friday HAHA.. we decided that even carbon monoxide is not a good idea cos we might end up spoiling our dad's car.. tsktsk notgoodnotgood..

at least dinner-ing with vera today made me feel that i wasnt the only weirdo who's potentially going to be affected by peer pressure :).. haha and i havent laughed so much till my stomach ached in sucha long time!

ohyes and we had class outing on sat :)! zhu and i have great plans for our future job aft our present jobs end in end march.. we plan to take up a temp job sweeping the floor at mediacorp HAHAHA!! ELVIN NG HERE WE COMMMMEEEEE =D!

if all's well i will be back here soon after friday.. if not i shall dig a hole, hide inside and never come out for all my regular activities EVER. sobsob.

i have never felt so..... whatever. fill in the blanks yourself im lazy to think >.<

meli blabbered at 10:29 PM

though there's nothing to blog about I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE BLOGGING so here i am :).. shall be blogging about horribly random stuff that just comes to my mind hee!

1. MICH HAS HORRIBLE LAUGHTER! hahaha.. she has MOVED ON from the i-dunno-what-kind-of-laughter-you-call-that-but-some-kind-of-snorting-in-front-of-the-comp-while-watching-youtube type of laughter to some sort of translation of that type of laughter into her smses..

cos hers is not the normal "haha" that everyone types.. she goes "buahahaha" and "Meeheehee" and i have the msg to prove it! she has gone MAD over wu zun tsktsk.. but i cant say much cos im about there as well HAHA!

2. though this is horribly retarded and wuliao but i really cant help myself!! I.AM.FREAKING.JEALOUS.OF.FELICIA.CHIN okays! HMPH! disgusting la! just go ~~read~~ VIEW, understand why, and then roll your eyes at me hahaha..

http://feliciasrainbow.blogspot.com/

and specially to zhu: PLEASE BE JEALOUS WITH ME thankyouverymuch so i wont feel that loserly hahaha..

post-edit: AHH nvm i shall just post them here.. hai just reading her blog entries has gotten me into a ZI BEI mode HAHA..

(eh mich dont you think his teeth looks smaller or am i just dreaming =X..)

3. mich, cat and krystle are coming to my house tomorrow :)! and im going to theirs!! and im quite excitedddd! but dont ask me why we only decided to do it THIS YEAR and not any other previous year when we still paid student bus fares =(.. nevertheless IT'S SO EXCITING :)!!

4. MY HAIR EXTENSION IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY SLIDING OFF MY HAIR! omg la.. my 10bucks =(.. though secretly i know it's my fault cos i always forget that the hair extension is there when i comb my hair BUT STILL! i hope it stays for at least a month man! if it drops im not going to put another one cos i realise that itz quite retarded and useless actually.. its novelty has worn off for me haha..

5. i predict that im going to be very sad tmr cos ive to go back to work on wed! why do holidays and weekends always end so fast =(..

k la i dont feel like blogging anm.. hahaha cos i realise that i havent written out neatly the selected movie parts for sunday's session.. and ive to pass it to aaron tmr! and i predict that i'll wake up late tmr and have to fly out of the house to be on time HAHA so i have to write it out nownownow!

meli blabbered at 11:41 PM

若太过依赖，或无动于衷，甚至过于地指令，都有可能把起初再多的热情化为无。

哈哈！我的华语实在太烂了！可是在我换回使用英语之前，让我跟大家分享‘只对你有感觉’合唱曲的歌词，是我最爱的双约会的伙伴发简讯给我的哦！哈哈！

微笑　再美　再甜　不是你的　都不特别
眼泪　再苦　再咸　有你安慰　又是晴天
靠得　再进　再贴　少了拥抱　就算太远
全世界只对你有感觉

玩的　再疯　再野　你瞪一眼　我就收敛
马路　再宽　再远　只要你牵　就很安全
我会　又乖　又黏　温柔体贴　绝不敷衍
我只对你有感觉

很甜吧？我的心就快溶化了 :)！！

HAHA k enough of the typing-in-chinese craze but once you start u'll find that it's actually quite fun and almost addictive to a certain extent HAHA! and if you cant see what's above, GOOD FOR YOU :)! i wanted to use it as a form of output explosion but decided against it in the end cos afterall im a scaredy chicken monster =X.. roarr..

(and yesyes THANKS ZHIHUI the cheena pokpok for teaching me to type in chinese hehe =P!)

the past week has been quite happening and despite it being OT week, we barely did much OT haha..

on mon i highlighted my hair with elaine on impulse hahaha.. thanks babe for acc me!! we walked arnd far east looking for the cheapest salon hehe! and aft that i bumped into vanessawynacolletteyowyuenling!! actually she just ended work and she, cat and mich were waiting for me (erm i think HAHA) =D..

and on thur and fri our dept (which originally only consists of five permanent staff btw) had three workers on leave! and there was noone to give us ANY work to do cos the pple present werent exactly part of our project haha :).. so as a result of TREMENDOUS boredom having exhausted the supply of fun yahoo games on the net, we self-granted ourselves TWO HOUR LUNCH BREAKS :)!!

NOTE: you have no idea how horrible it is having NOTHING to do to the point that youve exhausted all sources of entertainment on the net.. honestly -_-..

so on thur the three of us went to far east and we bumped into vanessawynacolletteyowyuenling at the mrt station AGAIN! how coincidental is that! so we went to eat lunch togetherly and i went to get a light brown hair extension :).. the hair salon was quite freaky laa lucky wyna was there to protect us three chickennanas HAHA!

aft work i met up with LULU LIM CAI LING! wah i havent talked TALKED to her for ten million years la! and the things that she says never fail to amuse me hahaha.. i still cant believe aft listening to the kim sam soon song she feels like ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND THUMPING HER CHEST hahahahah ultimate la omg!

and on fri mich and i went to meet krystle at raffles place to shop hahaha.. HOW SLACK CAN OUR WORKING LIFE BE -_-.. but when we returned to the office we were SO BORED we went to the finance dept to ask for work to do hahah (now i know why they think we're awfully hardworking - we offer our services to them even though we're not even working for them haha)

aft work i went for 双约会 badminton! hahaha..

that was like the 2nd time i ever touched a badminton racquet la! but miraculously i could serve and actually hit the shuttlecock quite a few times! and i got better as the night went on haha :).. i think it must be the telepathy between 双约会伙伴 and me! DONT PRAY PRAY =D! and i can play with both arms :).. so lucky for me i could switch the working arm whenever one was tired hehe!

but nevertheless I AM ACHING LIKE MAD NOW ohmygoodness.. other than BOTH my arms, my butt and shoulders are aching too =(! i feel like a horrible weakling haha.. (and i hope P.P. never reads this if not he will just die laughing.. i mean considering the amount of workout he does THIS MUST BE PEANUTS and yet here i am aching like an old woman =X..)

haha and yest morn joyce aaron and i met up to discuss our session plans :)! I AM VERY EXCITED that the movie that we're going to show is quite apt hehe.. and i hope we dont get ngiaopoked cos i think our session is quite cool! we're playing TABOO yo man! hehe!!

and i have made a new bet with aaron.. MUAHAHA i finally can neutralise the macs meal that ive owed him since two years ago haha.. im SURE to win the bet this time round :).. ive never been this confident before okay!

anw HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE =)! gongxifacai! but cny has always been a mundane, boring and routine for me.. i think i talk less than 35 full sentences a day -_-..

but i like my new year clothes this year :).. for one, THERE ARE NO SKIRTS :).. and almost everything is new hehe! and i bought them so i like them very much haha!!

meli blabbered at 11:45 PM

omg i was witness to one of the most freaky incidents that ive ever come across! FREAK!

my brother's friend was almost drowning in the swimming pool today. omgomgomgomg! i really thank God that everyone was surrounding the pool and my uncle jumped in to save him (and i think his hp is spoilt as a result =X) so nothing really horrible happened just that he was in abit of a shock..

apparently he said he stepped on something and fell into the deep end of the pool wth it was REALLY a very scary moment.. and somehow i feel a wave of guilt just somehow and i feel awfully bad. VERY VERY BAD =X.

very freaky. VERY TRAUMATISED. can u just imagine what the small boy was feeling? ohmygosh.. i hope he isnt haunted by it or sth.. I AM VERY FREAKED OUT FOR HIM =X..

but other than that i thought my bro's bday party was quite successful :).. I FEEL A SENSE OF ACHIEVEMENT for being "game master" though i think im gg to lose my voice by tmr.. BOYS ARE SUCH A TERRIBLE AND ROWDY BUNCH TO HANDLE OMG!!

and naturally my paedophilic genes started acting up as expected HAHA! i met VERYVERYVERY Nice Boy, Pretty Boy, Horrible Irritating Boy and a few Amusing Boys to the Maximum hahahaha...

VERYVERYVERY Nice Boy is the boy in the white sleeveless shirt on the extreme left! and im not the only one mesmerised by him! my sister likes him too :)!! he is so guai la ahh! cos his mum didnt allow him to go swimming but we were playing some water war game with water guns.. and then aft playing a while he decided to stop cos he said his mum wont like it =D..

IN COMPARISON, some of the other boys who didnt have extra clothes didnt even care la! all of them just went mad and got themselves all wet -_-.. AND THAT ISNT ALL!

he's one of the few boys who listens to my instructions laa!! when adults say stop playing, even though you can tell that he really doesnt wanna stop, HE WILL STILL RELUCTANTLY STOP how disciplined is that :)!! and when the HORRIBLE INCIDENT happened, he was following the boy about to take care of him and just keep him company.. HOW SWEET IS THAT LA!

HE'S ONLY TEN YEARS OLD OKAY!

=D so sweet and cute!

on the other hand, Horrible Irritating Boy was the exact opposite ohmymama -_-.. I HAVE NEVER MET A BOY SO DEFIANT! he just MUST do the exact opp of what u tell him to do, and refuses to listen to instructions and he actually dragged the big dustbin from the lift lobby, up the stairs to the swimming pool JUST FOR FUN. rightttt madness! and there were much much more other incidents of which i shant waste my blog space to complain about HAHA!

but i also did see a nice side of him la.. aft he got out of the pool he went to find the Poor Boy and asked if he was okay :).. i mean though his exact words were "hey! are u dead yet" (-_-) i still think it was still quite nice of him cos my sis said he went to find the boy more than once :)..

though i got really irritated during the party and wondered to myself WHY ON EARTH DID I GET MYSELF INTO SUCH CRAP, at the end of the day i guess it was worth it cos my brother was really really happy XD..

i hope the Poor Boy is perfectly and totally fine though =X..

***

and rem i said that we decorated the back of our office door?

ADMIT IT i know it's very cute :)...

and that's MISTER MONKEY and MISTER PIGGY =D!

i did sth DAMN RETARDED in the office on fri.. haha due to tremendous boredom and the longing for the end of the week to arrive, i actually did 40 pushups WAHAHA!! and the next day my arms were aching -_- SO LAME LA ohmygosh i cant believe i actually was bored to THAT extent!

and shooting random baskets after work didnt help a single bit hahahaha...

I LOVED FRIDAY NIGHT ALOTALOT! i wished i had the photos to summarise whatever i did but i dont have most of the photos yet so too bad haha.. IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS IN MY LIFE =D.. i treated sweets to whoever that was in church today cos of the "plentiful harvest" on friday hehe!

happy happy happy :)!

meli blabbered at 9:50 PM

tsktsk LOOK AT THE TIME! mich and cat are late late late!! horrible monsters!! hahaha..

do u know that we've been working on the same LIST since friday and each of us alr have about 70+ pages of ms word doc EACH -_-... it's DISGUSTING searching through all the papers we have in the room and compiling everything ohmygosh but at least im proud to say im almost done :)..

and i could finally fork out some time to watch hana kimi episode 12 yest!! ZHUO YI QUAN is the sweetest, most thoughtful and gentlemanly guy pleasee!! but too bad he's just a comic character haha...

oh we saw benedict goh eating at the table directly outside the office room yest!! i wonder if he works here too cos ive nv seen him.. and then we had a secret plan to ambush him when he went to the toilet or sth (or any other time when he's alone so it wldnt be so embarrassing) so we could ask to take a photograph with him HAHAHA!! so once in a while we just randomly opened the door or peeked through the teeny weeny hole in the glazed glass :)... but aft a while we forgot and by the time we rem-ed he was gone =(...

and LUCKY cat didnt go and approach him cos she would have called him BENEDICT NG hehehehehe =P..

OHMYGOSHH u know yest and the day before, i experienced the most deja vu thing EVER! i sat in the exact same bus, and it was driven by the same driver, and i sat in the same seat, and the same irritating woman sat next to me! and the bus was quite screwy cos once or twice aft pausing in a jam or sth, it wouldnt restart.. AND IT HAPPENED AT THE SAME STRETCH OF ROAD ON BOTH DAYS! omgomg!! really really freaky mans!

and recently ive been mtg/sitting nx to quite weird and inconsiderate pple that leave me being plastered against the glass window HMPH! the last guy i met was sitting at the EDGE of the seat and he was HUMMING the car engine sound OHMYGOODNESS ME.. and when the bus farts out some weird sound, HE WILL IMITATE!! it is really freaky considering he looks twice my age =X...

I HAVE DECIDED ON WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR =D!!! and it's free though quite challenging to achieve HAHA.. but I REALLY REALLY WANT IT and i'll treasure it more than any other material present in the world! PLEASE TRY TO GET IT FOR ME i'll be very very very very very happy and touched :)!!

(im speaking as though my bday is nx wk or sth HAHA but it's okay.. now pple will have more than 6 mths to try and get it =D)

ALEVEL RESULTS ARE COMING OUT SOON omgomg very freaky and im very scared!!! ive nv felt so un-confident for a national examination sobsob and i really honestly dont know what to expect.. i just hope for good enough results so i can just enter the uni course that i want smoooooothly :)..

i have decided that im seriously considering working in the events planning dept in this company in future! but then i guess the pay wont be as high as the private sectors.. and i cant study anything that can guarantee a job with this job scope so it's gg to be very unpredictable!

anw the horrible monsters are here now eating continental bfast in front of me and they're not going to eat lunch ltr! HOW CAN RIGHT! i think theyre going to be STICKS soon and just disappear from the surface of the earth looking at the amount they eat HAIIIIII..

meli blabbered at 9:46 AM

(im too lazy to reblog everything so this is a direct copy-paste from the rciy blog haha.. DIRECT CONTRAST from previous entry though =D..)

Disclaimer: Before reading on, the following entry may sound absurd, loserly, unpractical, the most unrealistic, bimbo-ish, drama and superly random nolink outofpoint diskernect but PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING hahaha..

YESTERDAY WAS THE ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE =D!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha aft class and lunch a few of us (elaine, freddie, ilona, philip, michelle) decided to go to somerset to do some shopping, where we walked from john little to taka.. AND THEN my friend msged me to tell me that MY FAV STAR OF ALL TIME was going to appear at centrepoint for some roadshow!!

and i got REALLLLLYYYY excited, so though they were initially intending to go to paragon starbucks for a drink, they decided to be nice and follow me all the way back just so i could see MY FAV STAR OF ALL TIME :)..

when we arrived at centrepoint, we all went to coffeebean where i had perfect view of the stage cos of the higher platform there :)... then aft a while they left elaine and i at coffeebean to star-watch while the rest of them went window shopping..

THEN towards the end of the roadshow they invited the public to go up and shake hands with the cast of the new show! ahh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!!! but i was really shy and didnt dare esp since elaine couldnt acc me as she had to take care of the bags =X.. then freddie called me to ask me to hurry GRAB MY CHANCE but i was really not planning to go up and embarrass myself hahaha..

but then they specially came down again all the way just so elaine and ilona could acc me up on stage! how sweet was that right!! I WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY TOUCHED by these gestures cos though they may seem very insignificant IT MEANT ALOT TO ME! and i really went up TO SHAKE HIS HAND VERY TIGHTLY AND FOR QUITE LONG!! hahahahaha...

(and he said happy new year to me!! HAHAHA!!)

if that wasnt enough, freddie and philip still sacrificed their image to stand in the crowd to help me take photographs hahaha :)..

and prob cos it felt as if everyone went so out of the way to help me i actually felt crazy and mad enough to wait for them to come out of the backstage aft the roadshow and i actually walked up to him and asked if i could take a photo with him la ohmygosh ohmygosh!! but too bad the usher didnt allow it =( hmphh.. so this was the best that elaine could take (DONT LAUGH!) :

but just in case everyone thinks im some crazy person living in daydreams I AM NOT OKAY! haha just that since i dunno how long ive just been wanting very very much to take a photo with him (photoshop edits not counted -_-) but i nv made an effort to specially attend any of the roadshows or whatever haha..

but yes.. this experience really did make me feel that strong rciy community spirit and no matter what crazy or random thing you really wanna do, these pple will still do it with you.. THANKS EVERYONE ALOT ALOT :).. actually this feels more than just a star-chasing thing la im really really touched and really really happy =D..

some of us on our way to Botak Jones for dinner and to watch spore-thailand match :)!!

meli blabbered at 1:20 AM

i was planning to be happy and celebrate that this is my 150th entry in my blog :)!!!!

but im feeling too angsty now to celebrate.. i was ranting to mich on the phone just now till her hp batt died AND I CANNOT STAND IT ANY LONGER i dont think ive been so agitated since a long long time and it's not exactly an easy task to get me into this mood but when i actually do it's not that simple just to forgive, accept and get over it..

maybe i might just write a letter.. so if you get the letter, good for you.. and if you dont, even better.. you wont wanna be the one receiving the letter that's for sure..

AND IT DOESNT HELP that the bloody new handphone that i spent a freaking 500 bucks on doesnt read my SIM card, prob cos the lock holding the sim card is too loose.. when i pressed really hard on the sim card and the battery it could actually read my sim card for a few minutes before it became "no service" again..

and if theyre going to make me go to the freaking nokia service centre and wait for i dunno how long AND LEAVE THE PHONE THERE for i dunno how long again IM NOT GOING TO BE VERY HAPPY *rolls eyes.. whatthehell this phone is new for goodness sake -_-

BLOODY HELL.

but i really like my new phone design and features :).. when i can finally officially use it and feel happy with it then i'll post a picture of it :).. it's not the motorola phone btw.. they dont ship the red coloured phone to singapore =(..

the past week has been mundane and boring.. but cheap thrills keep me alive and moderately happy! haha we spent the first few days decorating the back of our office door with cute pig pictures to welcome the new chinese new year! and i brought (dirty) mr piggy to the office and hez currently sitting on the 'windowsill' hehe!

mich and cat say ive no creativity cos my two stuffed toys are called MISTER MONKEY and MISTER PIGGY hahahaha but whatever okay i think my names are cool :) and i like them very much cos theyre really really cute!

everyone please go and watch the new taiwan drama serial 'hana kimi' on youtube! then you can gush with me how sweet, gentlemanly and thoughtful the male lead is... ahhhh im MESMERISED!!!!! it's not even about looks now (i think his features are too pointed haha) instead now it's about character YO MAN! but it sucks that ive to wait till mon or tues for the next episode cos taiwan broadcasts one episode every sun -_-.. sighh..

and U KNOW WHAT i can enter the guiness book of world records for my dedication to my job! i worked OT till 11pm yest (thurs) with mich okays! WOW! we were doing data entry into the financial system :).. but i NEVER plan to EVER beat this record and currently dont plan to maintain this record anytime soon!! (we got ngiaopoked by boss for staying so late hahaha)

msn is the most fantastic invention on Earth!!!!!! special thanks to everyone who talked to me during my time at work cos it really helps to ease the boredom hahaha :).. and getting to know more firsthand about jea's life today was soooo cool I WAS SO EXCITED can! haha mich and cat can vouch for me =D..

today was the day i bumped into the most ij girls in a single "outing" haha.. esp mtg jea, jowong and yiling! haha we were standing outside but around their starbucks table just chatting and catching up :).. and to think aft i msned jea aft a million years, i coincidentally bump into her at wisma HOW COOL IS THAT!!

btwbtw my bro is having his 10th bday party nx sun.. who wants to come? HAHAHAHA yall can help think and organise games for a bunch of 10-year-old boys and two girls -_-.. ive been trying to convince my mum for the past two days that WAR GAMES is cool but she just doesnt want.. she thinks rolling and making oranges and playing lao ying zhua xiao ji is better -_-.. haha whateverly laa but must listen to ME cos im the one who doesnt have the generation gap! HAHA just kidding =P..

im gg to attend 530pm mass with vera and lulu later at holy spirit! IM EXCITED cos i havent exactly talked TALKED to vera and lulu for a reallllllllly long time much less attend mass :)...

and im still not happy. ROAR. DAMMIT. DAMN THE PHONE. hmph.

meli blabbered at 2:10 AM